Dating

Ladies and gentlemen, what do I know about dating? Nothing. A friend once asked me why I was so popular with the ladies. I told him it was because the word had gotten around that I always paid. He always had a hard time finding women to date so he wanted to know where I found my dates. I told him the story of Billy the Kid. A sherriff once asked Billy the Kid why he robbed banks. Billy supposedly said, "because that's where the money's at." If you want to find a nice girl to date, go wherever nice girls hang out. It's not rocket science. Use a dating service if you must. Advertise. Go online. Use Eharmony or Match or Singlesnet or whatever you want. There are so many. Your life is made up of a lot of coincidences. If you sit in a comfortable chair in your house all day long, I guarantee that the chances for any coincidence - whether a happy one or a misfortune - will be nil. You must mingle and you must blend. Make contact. Create a rolodex. Then, you must enjoy your everday life. Stop pretending. Get the chip off your shoulder. Be real. Be yourself. Be content. Be sincere. Let go of any bad experiences in your past. Nothing is perfect. Nobody is perfect. Be grateful you're not dead.