As I was saying, my friend Hans Rosenfeld - theatre producer, artist, and inventor - wrote the script for a fabulous theatre production. He created all the characters - all of them robots. He called the production by another name (which I will reveal later). Then, along come some smart people from Hollywood who proclaim to be very interested in the production. The fundraising begins in earnest. The project is sidelined by 911 events. Next thing you know - the movie ROBOTS comes out - almost an exact replica of Mr Rosenfeld's project. What is he to do????