Iraqi Army Officers

At last, many Iraqi Army officers from the army that Paul Bremer dismantled are being allowed back. Bremer's stupid mistake cost at least three years of unnecessary fighting and countless lives lost. It has been said that at least 20,000 officers are being reinstated. By now, everyone knows that if the Iraqi Army had been left - for the most part - in place, the chances for mayhem after the American invasion would have been seriously diminished. Even this topless woman knows that.

Falklands

Argentina and the UK are about to negotiate ownership of the Falkland Islands. Of course, Argentina is sure to get them this time. There is no way they could get them militarily but they will diplomatically. It's just a matter of settling on a price. By the way, this nice topless woman will not be part of the negotiations, in case you were wondering.

Spies

The Dubai chief of police is accusing the Mossad of murdering a terrorist in their country about a month ago. They should know that the Mossad agents probably hid under four or five layers of disguises and false identities. The chief also probably had whatever evidence he is now disclosing very soon after the occurrence. This is all very fishy - even for people who do this for a living. This topless woman is probably not whom she claims to be either.

Global warming again

It seems that with all the snow and low temperatures we've been having lately people are beginning to doubt the battle cry of global warming that so many have been cackling about. Even I am beginning to doubt. The warm scientists are, OF COURSE, saying that the snow was caused by the global warming!!!! No wonder we are so confused. Did anyone feel warm snow? Did it feel warm anywhere? I certainly did not and neither did this topless woman.

Too Smart Toyota

I heard a news analyst saying this morning that Toyota had simply gotten too smart for its own good - they slashed costs so much they forgot to include quality control in its budget. Several warning memos written by its own employees way before the problems started to mount have been found. People never learn from history - they simply like to make their own bad history by repeating the mistakes of the past. This applies to politics, manufacturing, religion, sports, economics, education, you-name-it.