Falklands

Argentina and the UK are about to negotiate ownership of the Falkland Islands. Of course, Argentina is sure to get them this time. There is no way they could get them militarily but they will diplomatically. It's just a matter of settling on a price. By the way, this nice topless woman will not be part of the negotiations, in case you were wondering.

Spies

The Dubai chief of police is accusing the Mossad of murdering a terrorist in their country about a month ago. They should know that the Mossad agents probably hid under four or five layers of disguises and false identities. The chief also probably had whatever evidence he is now disclosing very soon after the occurrence. This is all very fishy - even for people who do this for a living. This topless woman is probably not whom she claims to be either.

Global warming again

It seems that with all the snow and low temperatures we've been having lately people are beginning to doubt the battle cry of global warming that so many have been cackling about. Even I am beginning to doubt. The warm scientists are, OF COURSE, saying that the snow was caused by the global warming!!!! No wonder we are so confused. Did anyone feel warm snow? Did it feel warm anywhere? I certainly did not and neither did this topless woman.

Too Smart Toyota

I heard a news analyst saying this morning that Toyota had simply gotten too smart for its own good - they slashed costs so much they forgot to include quality control in its budget. Several warning memos written by its own employees way before the problems started to mount have been found. People never learn from history - they simply like to make their own bad history by repeating the mistakes of the past. This applies to politics, manufacturing, religion, sports, economics, education, you-name-it.

Russian Stealth Fighter

Well, it appears like Russia has finally developed a Steath fighter jet - something equivalent to the F-22 used by the U.S. Now that this has happened, U.S. policymakers and other assorted bureaucrats are worried that Russia may sell the plane to Venezuela, Iran, Syria, and other unfriendly countries. This topless woman may know the solution to that problem but so do I. Why not develop stealth missiles capable of knocking down stealth fighters?

State of the Union

The U.S. hasn't been doing too well lately - what with two wars, fear of terrorists, and the recession that feels more like a depression. California has been doing even worse. There seems to be no end to the bad economic news. However, life does go on. Maybe the middle class will completely disappear. Perhaps China can start a foreign aid program to help us out. Who really knows? This topless woman seems to have no worries. Let's all be optimistic, just like she is.

Eating dogs and cats

I read in a news story that China is about to outlaw the eating of dog and cat meat. Why? Why are they doing this? Chinese people have been eating dog and cat meat for generations. Now, all of a sudden, it will be against the law and people who eat it will be fined. Animal lovers say it is cruelty against cats and dogs to eat their meat. What about steak and fish? This is terribly confusing. Will the cat and dog population in China suddenly explode? This topless woman probably doesn't care either way.